ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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