Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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