Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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