My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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