Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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