Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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