I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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