Cold hands, warm shart.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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