With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
