I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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