Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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