is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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