he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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