We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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