HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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