That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just invented taco cereal.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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