I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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