There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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