Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So vagazzling was a success
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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