we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she pinky promised me she was 18
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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