i just google imaged poop.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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