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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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