One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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