Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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