Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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