I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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