Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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