i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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