i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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