Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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