Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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