Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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