Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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