I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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