Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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