So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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