Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
