I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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