On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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