I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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