Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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