the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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