toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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