I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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