I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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