Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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