with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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