Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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