he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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