why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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